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Olivia Kirk came up with the Pit Viper Training Seminar campaign in July of 2025. This is part 3 in a 5 part email series, while this was the lengthiest of the emails it is her favorite to reread from time to time.

It made $18 THOUSAND smackers and saw at least 10 people screenshot it to their instagram story.

Where do sunglasses come from?

Shit wrong photo.

Wow. This is also the wrong photo. Truthfully, I don't care about where 'sunglasses' came from. I've rejected modern scientific theories since some quack misdiagnosed me as [redacted because it worried my coworkers in the internal test]. So let's scratch that and talk about...

Where do Pit Vipers come from?

Back in 2012, Chuck Mumford and Chris Garcin launched Pit Viper on one principle - sunglasses that can take a beating. With Chuck customizing old military spec sunglasses, and Chris fielding matters of enterprise, demand for these expressive durable shades grew and they took their product to the internet.

Did I screenshot that photo from a youtube video? Yes I did. Click here to watch our original Kickstarter Infomercial. After every army surplus store in the northern hemisphere ran out of old sunglasses, Chuck and Chris turned to Kickstarter to produce their first round of Pit Vipers with improved features.

Fast forward to 2025, when years of crash testing, signing major athletes, and other impressive sh*t climaxed into the ultimate upgrade. This spring we released our most evolved Pit Vipers yet, the Original 2.0...

99.9% Improved comfort

420% Improved adjustments

100.0% Improved durability

95% Improved lens technology

69% Improved sex appeal

GUARANTEED

That was my whole spiel.

SHOP THE ORIGINAL 2.0

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