Toilet — oliviakirk.com

Olivia Kirk got out of her comfort zone to write potty jokes for this Black Friday giveaway extravaganza. She lead this 13 day sweepstakes with the goal of acquiring new subscribers, but still managed to have fun with emails to those already subscribed.

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Did you think 12 Days of Turbo was over? Me too! Turns out my boss miscounted. So here we are, on the never before done 13th day of Turbo. And I'm elated to announce that ENTRY IS OPEN TO WIN....

[a toilet]

Wait. Wrong image... ENTRY IS OPEN TO WIN...

Ever use a toilet? Try the Pit Viper Party Pooper, a custom painted porcelain throne made to handle turbo loads.

YOU ONLY HAVE UNTIL 5PM MST TODAY TO ENTER.

ENTER FOR A CHANCE TO WIN

Places I wanted to put this toilet if we weren’t giving it away:

The 7/11 off i-80 in Hackensack, NJ

Imagine the embrace of this toilet after a jalapeno cream cheese taquito and a cherry chocolate coca-cola big gulp.

Six Flags, the bathroom by the corn dog stand

Obviously it would be in a private place, I just started feeling a bit queasy looking at photos of six flags bathrooms on the internet.

My personal office bathroom

I've been working on this since I realized my coworkers may never learn how to put the toilet seat down. I'm presenting it to my boss this week and hoping the build will start early 2026, this toilet would have been perfect.

My dad's first wife's 'condo'

She would hate this toilet.

ANYWAYS --

Thanks for participating in this year's 12 Days of Turbo Sweepstakes, if you had so much fun I recommend buying something. Everything is 25% off. Yes, everything.